they’ll be coming round the mountain when they come

they'll be coming round the mountain when they come 

but i don't like to start things

i can't finish and finish and finish 

and i'll decide i am finished at the start of things 

to save us all the trip

and save us all the trouble 

save us all the hurt 

and heartache

we could double 

why kiss and makeup

a kiss will mess up my makeup

and the horrid mess you make of me suggesting

hiking and camping 

all these outdoor things like 

coming round the mountain 

it is hilly 

it is cold 

it is wet (not in the good way) 

the terrain is uneven 

i can't wear my stompy shoes 

not the pretty ones at least

i'm here for the long haul 

old like rock faces 

let’s tie together our new rock laces 

savour all the warm embraces

show you all my secret places

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ that's what i want *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

but you won't be coming round the mountain 

and they won't either 

there won't even be a mountain 

to come around 

especially because

i don't like to start things 

i can't finish and finish and finish