a new laptop

you're selling a laptop 

and i need one 

miscellaneous liquids, chicken grease

crumbs in keys, expected yeast

i know its all i can afford right now

it weighs about the same as a small cow

i have done my back in picking it up

but i have always wondered what it

would be like to weight train

i actually haven't wondered that

(that was a lie)

i don't think my brain 

can take anything more heavy 

8 months since my last bevvy 

6 months since my last honey 

and i'll have money again

next time, 6 or 8 rolls around

and the numbers themselves will

sit differently rolling off my tounge 

a lick a bite a kiss

a new laptop 

a lick a bite a kiss 

a new top upon my lap